The Burning Bob

- Nathan gives the 'Flaming Recovery' a new and better name.

(The Burning Bob is not a toy. Do not taunt Happy Fun Bob.)

From: nile-eb@iname.com (Nile Evil Bastard)
Subject: Re: New official atsr drink: the Flaming Recovery
Date: 13 Nov 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Message-ID: <slrn82pso1.8kc.nile-eb@thingy.apana.org.au>
Newsgroups: alt.tech-support.recovery

On 13 Nov 1999 00:37:02 GMT, Nathan, All American Antichrist <mephistopheles@airmail.net> wrote:

> When you start getting addicted to them ... start making them as doubles.
> Two shots of Kahlua, two shots of Chartreuse, light and drink ...

First things first, never, ever, under ANY circumstances, listen to an Admin. Not EVEN if he's yer mate, and is a *nix Admin ... cuz he is only bound to get ya in shit. Stupid me, I did listen, and as a result, well ... I doubled the amount of Kill-you-uh, so it was 2 to 1 ratio, lit the bastard, and then quaffed it. I got 3/4 of it down ok ... and I look into my martini glass, and see the last lil bit ... so ... I try to swill that, too. BIG mistake. Ow.

I told you: wait till you're addicted!

I choke, and feel flaming alcohol course through my mouth, lungs, and nose; I am actually on fire at this point. Burning Chartreuse comes out of my mouth and nose, and I inadvertantly set the table afire. Anyhow ... amidst the laughs, I get put out, and everything more or less returns to normal ... tho my nose hurt like hell.

I think you just failed to impress the Sxxy Deth Chyx. 

From: nile-eb@iname.com (Nile Evil Bastard)
Subject: Re: New official atsr drink: the Flaming Recovery
Date: 14 Nov 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Message-ID: <slrn82sfsg.kp6.nile-eb@thingy.apana.org.au>
Newsgroups: alt.tech-support.recovery
On 13 Nov 1999 06:40:55 GMT, Nathan, All American Antichrist <mephistopheles@airmail.net> wrote:

nile-eb@iname.com (Nile Evil Bastard) wrote in <slrn82pso1.8kc.nile-eb@thingy.apana.org.au>:

> I think you just failed to impress the Sxxy Deth Chyx.

Well ... perhaps so :/ However, some grrls @ the bar were impressed that I even attempted it, and that I survived it. They also said that the flaming alcohol that spouted out reminded them of Gene Simmons of KISS, so I guess that's semi-cool too. But ... what do I know?

Yes, but did it remind them of his tongue? Then yer IN, maaayte!

I guess you just have to project enough "I *meant* to do that."

As I said before, it was a learning experience. I will have you know tho, that of all that were there that night (a grand total of 9 in the party), I was the only one who would even attempt the drink :-)

I guess this is a case of "Kids, make sure you try this at home first."

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